Da crezest ting dat did hopon tio mwe dee ohthar dey, ant etwas siooo fahneh dat Ei hed ta toll yar abot et. Ei wuz woken diun dee riode andarneth deh prattiast blow skey meenden meown bezeneeze wan ellethesuzen ay fein yoang lahdey keyma woken deoon dee athar sied. Sheh hed da pratiest leetal bahm dat ya ervar dad saey, sao Ei want ant disiedad ta gavar a freendleh wessel. Sheh tarnt har heed ta gavmeh a loka scarn, ant Ei'm lieeek, "Wat deh hill, yoong laydeh, Ei mint naharm!?" Ant sheh woks avar tamee ant slops mafaise relleh hahd. Ten sheh sterts woken aweee, lital bahm buncin alahng lahk a bellown falled wit weater, so Ei gah ant seeeey, "Goodbee, freeendlay bahm!"

Heh heh heh, wazendat dah crezeist starry?