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SS - The Math of God SS - The Math of God

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Dah.

I kind of blanked out during the stuff you said about the harmonics in the triangle, so I don't know if I'm referring to the correct idea, but being the type of person I am, the fact that every single system of harmonics happens to be located in the top half of the triangle makes me want to build a system of harmonics in the bottom half just to prove it wrong.


RiverJordan responds:

That wouldn't prove it wrong, you'd just have to switch starting spots :P


Random Sh*t Random Sh*t

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Nednes sanda!

Yuven mrovit shneves addlin sanda tarshnid fursha, maneven! Neekvet, tershed alvit hadred, noro yuven achivit gaten betnash.

Goden biden, ent goden lakash!


L33TN1NJ4 responds:

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR LANGUAGE!@#


Tumblin Tumblin

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Brilliant

The stages of emotions this guy went through was really awesome, and I love how it repeats so seamlessly. Great job.



Smile. Smile.

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Good, but short.

I like the setup and the shots, but the length is just too short.



Doodle's Final Adventure Doodle's Final Adventure

Rated 2 / 5 stars

The sound is scratchy and the plot is predictable.

The sound is really bad quality and very loud; if are unable to get rid of the scratchiness, at least try to lower the volume so it's bearable.

And the plot was extremely predictable; I mean, wow, who'dathunk he'd kill himself when he sees that his flash get bad reviews? Never seen that one before, oh, except for in the billions of other flash exactly like it where the exact same thing down to even the most minute detail happens.

Now, there's no problem with being unoriginal with the plot, but at least try to do it in an aesthetically pleasing or creative manner. Try to add a little bit of animation to your flash rather than dragging around a few images. If you suck at animation, at least stretch and squash the images that you have so they look slightly alive.


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Mia responds:

I decompressed the sounds.


The Awesome Turtle 2 The Awesome Turtle 2

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Did you spend like 5 minutes on this?!

This is worthless. It has nothing good about it: retarted graphics, absolutely no animation, stupid music and there's just no point for it to exist. Please spend at least a week on your submissions.



There Was This One Time There Was This One Time

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It was decent.

Here's my long review or whatever:

Graphics
As far as the character designs go, I'd say they were decent. My favorite character, visually anyway, was the bat. I really liked the way his suit changed into his wings. My least favorite would have to be the rhino, the shoulder pad things he had on made him look too much like Nappa, which was kind of distracting for some reason.

I really liked the animtion. It was very smooth and pretty well thought out. I especially liked some of the more subtle animation you did with the bat character.

The backgrounds were pretty boring. I know that the group is playing cards in a dimly lit room, but I think it would have been much better to actually see dark walls and objects in the background rather than just a gradient. Also, most the shots were mid-range to closeup with mainly front and side view angles, which can be kind of dull if used too many times. They can be good for some things, but not good for everything. For instance, when the three get locked in the cage; Showing the bars closing on them with the mid-range view was good, but afterwords, when you showed the whole cage, it would have been better if it was from farther away and maybe at a different angle.

Sound
The music was well composed and set the mood perfectly.

The voice acting was excellent for the most part, and even though I personally found some of the voices annoying, the lines were delivered very well and the voices matched well with the characters. However, I really didn't like the old man's laugh. It was the one thing that sounded fake to me and it kind of ruined the moment for me. My favorite voice was the rhino's. The reason being he sounds just like Nappa from Dbz abridged, who is one of the funniest characters.

Story
There's not much to say about the story since it was pretty random. I felt it was kind of boring. Nothing really interesting happened up until the old man locked them in the cage, which was near the end.

As far as the humor goes, I didn't really laugh at anything, but that's just how I am. Very few things make me laugh when I watch them alone. I guess I just have a bad sense of humor or something.

Overall I think it had good quality, voices, and animation, but the story was pretty lacking and it was missing charm. I give it a 6/10.


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Heil's New Grounds Heil's New Grounds

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great!

This is the funniest flash ever! Good job!


Heil responds:

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good.

Mario Party 287:
I really liked this one. The way the characters moved was hilarious.

Excitebike Wipeout:
It was good, but too predictable.

Low, Low, Low:
I haven't played the game so I wouldn't get it.

Olimar Forgot:
Also haven't played the game.

Revenge of MetaKnight:
The animation and camera angles were excellent, but it wasn't that funny.

Duckbill Hunting:
This one was great, quite unexpected. I love the way one of the ducks said "Get that fuckin dog!" It made me laugh.

Starfox Perventures:
Best animation ever. And really good draftsmanship as well.

The Majesty of R.O.B.:
Don't get it.

Campfire of the Four Swords:
I've heard the pink link's "fabulous" way too many times, but the rest was good.

Kongcest:
Not very funny. But good animation.

Crazy Wario's Micro Game Emporium:
Not the funniest, but it made me laugh a litttle.

Planet of the Kongs:
The japanese guy was hilarious.

Cook:
Not very funny.

Masterhand Throws a Fist:
I laughed at this.

Pokemonsnap XXX:
Some funny moments, but not that funny.

Fire Emblem Truths:
Lol, I don't know a thing about Fire Emblem either.

Starfox Drama Mission:
Loved the animation.

Pokemon: The 5th Generation:
Soooo true. And hilarious.

Tonight, on Tetris:
Not laugh out loud funny, but good in it's own way.

Subspace Emmissary: The Final Battle:
Once again, something I don't get.

Overall, the flash had some great moments, but wasn't as funny as it could've been.



Blockhead: Episode 11 Blockhead: Episode 11

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not nearly as good as the original seven or eight.

Blockhead, at the beginning of the flash, seemed like his normal self, rude, funny, and unpredictable. But as the flash progressed, he started acting too normal. He wasn't being blockhead anymore. Also, his evil side was, to me, a pointless character.

Blockhead's conscience doesn't seem like the same as the ones from the older flashes. He's changed from funny, angry, and sarcastic to just angry and suffering, which isn't funny.

We finally come to the weavel. I don't think the character should be in blockhead at all. He's disgusting and pitiful, therefore unfunny to me and was only good in the first episode he appeared in.

The flash had good animation, backgrounds, and sound. But it just wasn't funny to me. (but, that might just be me because almost every other user thought it was funny. I guess my sense of humor is poor)


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